This card is superbly-made and finished, accurately cut and the colours are rich, the finish clear and glossy. Card is thick and sturdy, but attention to detail is excellent. Came well-packaged to protect against warping in the post. Arrived very quickly and ahead of time. The card itself is hilarious. I was in two minds, as it was for my Dad, who is a retired policeman, so should get the joke, but he has severe dementia, so I wasn't sure. I took a chance, I only had to explain a little to him, as he was halfway there. When he 'got' it completely, the pleasure that spread over his face was a sight to see and something that doesn't happen often. He not only appreciated the (hilarious) and clever joke, but also the fact that I had chosen something that wasn't a 'safe' card for someone with his disability. It was a good call. My Mum, who doesn't have much of a sense of humour these days, laughed like a drain. So it was a double hit. I wanted to write a full review, because the card is exceptional. I ordered two by mistake, but this turned out to be a 'happy accident' as my daughter loved it and was delighted to take possession of the other one, as she wants to give it to a work colleague who she knows will appreciate the quirky humour. Overall, the best card I have bought for anybody in a long time, and definitely my kind of joke; original, nostalgic, intelligent, dry, surreal and not tasteless bathroom humour. Also, no animals were harmed in the process. Highly recommended for almost anybody over the age of 15, and very much enjoyed by all of us. Thanks.